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Charleston, West Virginia
What do you get when you combine a pygmy goat, West Virginia and a sexually frustrated meth head? Well, I am not really sure, but chances are, Mark Thomson will not be too far away. It seems Mr. Thompson has found himself in a bit of a legal predicament. The 19-year-old from South Charleston is accused of kidnapping, sexually assaulting and murdering a young pygmy goat. Think it doesn’t get any better? He did it all, according to authorities, while wearing women’s panties.
”This case is extremely bizarre,” said Lt. Sean Crosier, of the Kanawha County Sheriff’s Office.”It is unlawful to mistreat an animal in a cruel manner, and I certainly think it is very cruel for a human to have sexual relations of any kind with an animal.”
A woman named Lisa Powers told investigators that at around 3:15 a.m. Monday, her nephew received a phone call from a concerned neighbor to report spotting her goat inside Mark Thompson’s house. The female goat, named Bailey, was a gift Powers had purchased for her 4-year-old grandson.
Powers’ nephew and two friends then paid a visit to Thompson’s house. Unable to locate the goat inside the home, they knocked on his bedroom door.
“He told them, ‘Don’t come in, I’m naked,’” Powers told the Gazette. “But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down … and there was blood everywhere.”
Thompson allegedly ran out of the house and into a nearby wooded area.
When police arrived, they were startled by the bloody crime scene they found, Lt. Crosier said. According to the criminal complaint, Bailey was lying dead in a pool of blood on the floor. The small animal, clad in only a pink collar, had blood oozing from a wound to her neck. A pornographic magazine photo lay nearby.
According to Lt. Crosier, Thompson allegedly “performed some sexual acts on the goat” prior to killing the animal.
While authorities investigated the crime scene, Thompson, who was “half naked, wearing female panties and a bra,” came out of the woods and turned himself into police, Crosier added.
Thompson allegedly told police he was high on a dangerous new recreational drug intentionally mislabeled as “bath salts,” which reportedly has effects similar to methamphetamine and cocaine.
He’s been charged with one count of animal cruelty. Additional charges may be forthcoming, pending the results of a necropsy that is being conducted by a local veterinarian.
And before you say “that Damn West Virginia,” Lt. Crosier wants to make one thing clear about bestiality.
“The crime of bestiality occurs everywhere and not just in his state. Many people might think that it is common to West Virginia,” the lieutenant said, “[But] it is common to every state in the Union.”
“Young lady, just wait ’til your father gets home.”
Wow, a story too disturbing even for Jerry Springer to touch? The show rejected an 18-year-old girl who was having a sexual relationship with her father, but Steve Wilkos arrived with open arms.
Recently the show aired a two-part story about a father (Morgan) and his biological daughter (Britney), who reconnected through Myspace when she was 16 and started to have a relationship.
“I was 16 when I looked for him on Myspace. My family members had kept us apart and I hadn’t seen him since I was seven so I looked him up.’On my page I had pictures of my boobs and bum on there and when he saw it he said, “My little baby girl should not be doing that”. But then he put a smiley face.
When I saw that I thought he had sexual feelings for me.”
“I’m not preying on her, yes I’m sleeping with her but it’s not like I’m abusing her or something.
I do not see a problem with what I am doing. When I look at her, all I can see is my soul mate.”