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Tennessee Man Arrested For Having Sex With German Shepherd

Posted in Crime, Fetishes, Sex, Sex Crimes, Twisted with tags , , on October 27, 2011 by Webmaster

Kimberly Lawson Likes Bestiality

Memphis, Tennessee

Now that I have finished throwing up in my mouth just a little bit, on with the story.

Authorities in Tennessee recently charged 40-year-old Kimberly Lawson with a criminal offense against an animal after he was allegedly caught having sex with a dog.

A south Memphis resident contacted police and reported witnessing some peculiar activity involving his neighbor’s dog.

According to the police report, the man said that he observed Lawson feed Adam (a German Shepherd) from a plate before he saw “Lawson pull his pants down, get on his knees and allow the dog to mount him and have sex.”

According to the witness, the dog mounted Lawson three times within one hour.

After recovering from the shocking sight, probably throwing up in his mouth a little bit too, the witness called another neighbor and asked him to look out his rear window to see if he could get a view of Lawson in action.

“He … observed suspect Kimberly Lawson engaged in sexual intercourse with Adam, the dog,” reads the police report. “[The second witness] said he observed the dog mounted on top of suspect Kimberly Lawson from a behind position having sex.”

The two men eventually confronted Lawson and detained him until police could arrive on the scene.

The dog’s owner, Caroline Morris, told police she had suspected that something was wrong with her dog because, for the past two weeks, he had “been behaving oddly and has had [a lot of] energy.”

“I had to tell Adam he didn’t do anything wrong. The man did something wrong,” Morris told WHBQ News.


Erin Holdsworth Let’s Em Fly, While Flying Down The Highway

Posted in Crime, Twisted with tags , , on October 27, 2011 by Webmaster

Erin B. Holdsworth

Bainbridge, Ohio

When police in Ohio began chasing a suspected drunk driver, little did they know they would eventually find the driver wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, a g-string and tennis shoes.

A dashcam catches the moments following the high-speed chase, as well as the the very comfortable Erin B. Holdsworth. According to authorities, t An Ohio woman wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, a g-string and sneakers led police on a car chase, along Route 422, that reached speeds of 128 mph before she finally surrendered to officers.

Bainbridge Police Chief Jon Bokovitz says Holdsworth, 28, was arrested and charged with drunk driving, fleeing and alluding, driving under a suspended license, speeding and other charges.

According to court records, Holdsworth is due in court on Nov. 2.


Michael Robert Wyatt Really Likes Feet

Posted in Fetishes, Twisted with tags , , , , , on October 26, 2011 by Webmaster

Michael Robert Wyatt

Little Rock, Arkansas

I am a little late on this one, but it’s just too damned bizarre not to include.

First off, for you foot people, I am all for staying out of your business. And true, a little foot fetish usually presents no harm. However with all things, fetishes included, there is a line.

For Michael Robert Wyatt, it is a line he can’t seem to stay within spittin’ distance of. You see, 50-year-old Wyatt really likes the taste of toes. So much so, that police got involved after an 83-year-old woman reported that she had received a toe cleaning from Wyatt.

Conway resident Ruth Harris says she was sitting in a chair in front of her apartment on a Saturday. That’s when she says Wyatt approached her, removed her shoe and began sucking her toe.

According to a police report, “The man then asked if he could kiss her and she had told him no and told him he was crazy,” the report stated.

The man left quickly after people walked into the apartment complex’s courtyard. What would an 83-year-old set of toes look like?

Another woman came forward, reporting that she was approached by Wyatt in a mall. According to the victim, Wyatt complimented her on her feet, regarding her “long and succulent” toes. He then proceeded to ask if he could suck on them.

The love of feet has not come as an overnight awakening for Wyatt. It actually began back in the 1990’s, when he pretended to be a podiatrist in order to fondle and suck a woman’s toes and feet.  That stunt landed him behind bars. He was arrested again, after telling a store clerk that he would like to cut off her feet and suck on her toes while she bled to death. That landed him in jail again and helped in his branding as the “Toe-Sucking Fairy.

Wyatt has been charged with two counts of misdemeanor harassment.


Boy Confesses To Sex With The Corpse Of Suicide Victim

Posted in Crime, Sex Crimes, Twisted with tags , , , , on October 5, 2011 by Webmaster

Cheongju, South Korea

A 16-year-old boy in South Korea has been arrested for necrophilia after admitting to partaking in sexual activity with the corpse of an elderly woman who police suspected had just committed suicide.

Security camera footage captured a 68-year-old woman carrying a plastic chair into the elevator. Police believe that the woman was headed for the roof.

The 16-year-old reported to police that he found the dead woman’s body in the garden of her apartment complex early in the morning.  As police were investigating the scene, they reportedly found ‘suspicious traces’ on her corpse.  Those suspicious traces, combined with contradictory statements by the boy, lead to a formal interrogation.

Under questioning, the boy admitted to having sex with the woman’s corpse before contacting police. When asked why, the 16-year-old high-school student told police that he wanted to see “what would happen.”

Pennsylvania Parents Arrested For Child Abuse: Locked Boy In Coffin

Posted in Child Abuse, Crime, Twisted with tags , , , , on October 5, 2011 by Webmaster

Police in Pennsylvania have arrested the parents of a 7-year-old boy, who was forced to wear a diaper and locked in a coffin in the basement.

According to the Scranton Times-Tribune, neighbors heard the boy crying and called the police. When the police arrived, the boy was wearing a diaper and was bound with tape. “Are you here to help me?” he asked the  responding officer.

The boy told police that his mother and step father often locked him in the coffin or the basement as punishment. He said that they sometimes bound the coffin shut with duct tape and told him there were ghosts  living in the basement.

Lori Gardner, Brian Sleboda

The boy’s parents, Lori Gardner, 26, and stepfather Brian Sleboda, 31, were not around initially, but turned themselves in to police
eight days after the boy was found and four days after the charges were formally filed. The child had to be questioned before they were arrested.

Gardner admitted to duct taping her son’s arms and legs and locking him in the coffin, but told police they were only playing a game.

Police found the coffin and a bug-infested broken toilet in the basement. The only light source in the room was a “Camel Exotic Blends” lighting hanging over a bar.

The house has been condemned for “unsafe for human habitation.” Authorities say an inspection revealed the home had electrical issues, fire damage and was infested with bugs.

Gardner and Sleboda were ordered taken to Lackawanna County Prison on Tuesday in lieu of $60,000 bail each.

Ohio Funeral Director Matthew B. Humphrey Sentenced to 8 Years for Child Porn

Posted in Crime, Sex Crimes, Twisted with tags , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2011 by Webmaster

Ok, wtf is up with funeral directors making news this week? And I am not talking about obituaries. Here, another caretaker of the dead is in trouble over sinister activity.

Lorain County, Ohio

A Lorain County funeral director will spend more than eight years in prison for possession and distributing child pornography, federal law
enforcement officials announced.

Matthew B. Humphrey, 38, of Vermilion , was sentenced to 98 months in prison by U.S. District Judge Solomon Oliver.

Humphrey, formerly of Dombrowski-Humphrey-Riddle Funeral Home, Lorain, was indicted in March on one count of receiving and distributing
child pornography and one count of possessing child pornography. He pleaded guilty in June.

According to an affidavit used by the FBI to obtain a search warrant for Humphrey’s Vermilion home and the funeral home in Lorain, an FBI
agent in San Francisco first made contact with the person later determined to be the 38-year-old Humphrey in February 2010 using a peer-to-peer computer program.

The peer-to-peer program allows users to download files from each other’s computers.

The San Francisco agent noted 3,286 images in the shared files on Humphrey’s computer and downloaded 198 images and two videos that
contained graphic content of infants, toddlers and other children engaged in sexual conduct.

The agent traced the computer back to the funeral home’s Internet connection, the affidavit said.

Later that month, another FBI agent from the agency’s Buffalo office, downloaded 68 images from the same user’s computer, all of
which contained child pornography, the affidavit said. The computer was again found to be connected to the Internet from the funeral home.

The San Francisco agent made contact with Humphrey, who was using a different username, again in March and discussed gaining access to his
shared files on an Internet chat.

Humphrey asked if the agent was “into kids?” and the agent replied “of course.” Humphrey then asked if he had “any pics to share?”
according to a transcript of the chat that was included in the affidavit.

After Humphrey allowed the agent access to his files, the agent downloaded 48 images of child pornography. The files were traced to
Humphrey’s house.

Mark Riddle, the funeral home’s owner, said no one there had any idea of what Humphrey was doing and as soon as they learned about the
allegations, they asked him to resign.

So, with all the funeral directors hitting the headlines, I decided to do a little research to try and determine the root of the problem. I mean, what the hell is it about the job that brings out such a dark side?

Ok, maybe I can start to understand.

Funny thing, a website dedicated to funeral directors featured an article trying to convince readers that funeral directors, in spite of stereotypes, really aren’t creepy. Ryan Thogmartin, the site’s owner wrote:

I am constantly amazed at how funeral directors are perceived by the public and in our communities. Of course, like most small business owners, funeral directors are held to a certain level of expectations, but for funeral directors that bar seems to stretch just a bit higher. I don’t think there is anything wrong with this, but what bothers me is when people think of funeral directors with a creepiness factor.

He goes on with:

I know other professions have preconceived notions about funeral directors, but why are funeral directors automatically hit with the “creepy”
card and not the compassionate, and caring, card?

Dude, just pick up a freaking newspaper!


Wisconsin Funeral Director William Feerick Undertakes Felony Drug Charges

Posted in Crime, Drugs, Twisted with tags , , , , , , , , on September 28, 2011 by Webmaster

William Feerick

What do you get when you combine a funeral home director, a 22-year-old man and a supply of heroin?

Well, for William Feerick, he’s now facing felony drug charges. The 52-year-old funeral director and co-owner of Feerick Funeral Home in Shorewood is facing up to three years in prison. According to authorities, they received a call to Feerick’s residence concerning a heroin overdose. Upon arrival, they not only found 22-year-old overdose victim Anthony Vitrano, but also a stash of pain killers, marijuana pipes, a vile with cocaine residue and other drugs.

Police have charged Feerick with possession of a controlled substance, a felony, and possession of marijuana, a misdemeanor. The recovering Vitrano has also been charged with possession of heroin.

On the funeral home’s website, William Feerick says the following:

“Serving others through funeral service is fulfilling, providing many opportunities to help them through a difficult time. While I enjoy being active in many civic and charitable organizations, funeral service brings the greatest rewards.”

Let’s remember better days for the funeral director (featured 2nd in video). And no, he’s not “creepy” at all…ahem, cough.

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