Now that I have finished throwing up in my mouth just a little bit, on with the story.
Authorities in Tennessee recently charged 40-year-old Kimberly Lawson with a criminal offense against an animal after he was allegedly caught having sex with a dog.
A south Memphis resident contacted police and reported witnessing some peculiar activity involving his neighbor’s dog.
According to the police report, the man said that he observed Lawson feed Adam (a German Shepherd) from a plate before he saw “Lawson pull his pants down, get on his knees and allow the dog to mount him and have sex.”
According to the witness, the dog mounted Lawson three times within one hour.
After recovering from the shocking sight, probably throwing up in his mouth a little bit too, the witness called another neighbor and asked him to look out his rear window to see if he could get a view of Lawson in action.
“He … observed suspect Kimberly Lawson engaged in sexual intercourse with Adam, the dog,” reads the police report. “[The second witness] said he observed the dog mounted on top of suspect Kimberly Lawson from a behind position having sex.”
The two men eventually confronted Lawson and detained him until police could arrive on the scene.
The dog’s owner, Caroline Morris, told police she had suspected that something was wrong with her dog because, for the past two weeks, he had “been behaving oddly and has had [a lot of] energy.”
“I had to tell Adam he didn’t do anything wrong. The man did something wrong,” Morris told WHBQ News.